May 2013
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
partickstump:
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
slydigger:
*5th grade boy voice* yeah bro I’m a lesbian that means I like girls xDDDD
thenaebyrd777:
inhalers:
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
“I probably still haven’t adapted to the world.”
– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via hourae)
louis-vuittoff:
YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WEARING MY HORSE MASK AND WALKED INTO HER ROOM TO SCARE HER BUT SHE WAS LAYING ON HER BED MAKING OUT WITH HER FIANCÉ AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST STARTED NEIGHING IN THE DOORWAY
i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
thediagonallie:
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would...
when girls wear eyeliner: pretty
when boys wear eyeliner: weird
when korean idols wear eyeliner: HOLY SHIT SEX GODS
poopflow:
*aggressively has sexual fantasies about hand-holding*
